“Mr. Killian cracks me up – he’s one funny dude.”

– John Caparulo, Comedian

Chris Killian would love to sit down with you, buy you a cup of coffee, and tell you about how he has twice been voted “Nashville’s Funniest Comic,” or how his Facebook page boasts over 1,000 fans. He’d relish in explaining to you how he has performed with lots of famous people, or how he has his own CD cleverly entitled demoGRAPHIC (Get it? It’s a play on words…) but Chris would never do that.

Mainly because he is modest, but mostly because he doesn’t have enough money to buy everyone a cup of coffee, so he’s just going to let this bio do all the dirty work for him.

Either way, Chris grew up in a small town outside of Nashville, TN, and nothing came easy for him (unless you count that one girl). He was just a small guy with big dreams, but luckily for you, none of those dreams materialized and he decided to pursue stand-up comedy. Armed with a guitar, Chris’ humor has been described as “edgy and smart,” but that’s probably only because he likes wearing a sweater vest. Make no mistake though – Chris’ innocent and laid-back demeanor compounded with his aggressive hilarity consistently catches crowds off-guard. His comedic songs, which often use acoustic melodies to launch into an array of raunchy, satirical, and self-deprecating lyrics, have been met with much approval from Chris’ rapidly growing fan base. Plus, there’s a rumor going around that catching one of Chris’ shows automatically makes you cooler. Maybe it’s just a rumor, but what if it isn’t? Are you really willing to risk it?

More Uninteresting Crap About Chris Killian…

What is Chris Currently Doing?

• Sleeping or Facebook stalking.

What Is Currently Playing on Chris’ iPod?

• Nothing. Some tranny-looking girl stole it from me. That was two years ago and I still haven’t got a new one yet. So if anyone wants to give me an iPod, that would be super.

What is Chris Currently Reading?

• I just finished The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Born Standing Up by Steve Martin. Currently reading (and pretending to understand) Critical Terms for Literary Study by Frank Lentriccha so I can sound smarter than I really am. Also reading Neck Deep and Other Predicaments by Ander Monson.

What is Chris’ Favorite Movie?

• Well, there are many sides to me. The pretentious Cinophile side of me wants to give you classic films like Night Train to Munich, or The Godfather II, or On the Waterfront. The other side wants to say The Dark Knight, because Batman rocks. Then there’s a side of me that wants to tell you that I don’t even have a television because I am too intellectual to watch movies. That side would be lying.

What is Chris’ Favorite Song?

• Probably “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy or “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion. I can’t ever decide.

What is Chris’ Favorite Video Game?

• World of Warcraft. Just kidding, I don’t live with my mom. I love the Hitman series, but it was recently replaced by Batman: Arkham Asylum.