2010 Dates Posted!

Jan 6, 2010 Uncategorized
Posted by Chris Killian

Hey everyone! This new year is turning out to be quite the year. First, I received the first season of “Lost” as a Christmas present, and I watched it, and now I am broke because I subsequently went out and bought the following second, third, fourth, and fifth seasons. So a hearty thanks to the person who bought me that gift, leading me on a chain of events that left my wallet empty. How about next year you just get me a crack pipe, with only one hit of crack? Sound good? Great.

Next, I’ve almost gained enough inner strength and self-respect to remove my nipple rings. Almost.

Also, I’m planning on recording my first full-length LIVE CD later on in March. I’ll be debuting art work and clips as they come available for me, so that’s exciting, right? Right? If you have any title ideas, feel free to e-mail them to me and maybe if you’re lucky I’ll use it without giving you any credit whatsoever.

Lastly, I have added a slew of 2010 dates already for the 1st quarter in around five different states, so more and more opportunities are opening up for you to come see me live in action. Some of those dates include appearances with Tom Green, Jon Reep, John Heffron (both winners on Last Comic Standing), and Greg Giraldo. I know, awesome, right? I’m like a wee little girl with a pony. Thanks to everyone who even cares enough to come by and read this stuff. You are the people whom I will never steal money from.