My FIRST FULL-LENGTH CD is being recorded — THIS WEEKEND!!
Aug 9, 2010 Uncategorized
This weekend I will be performing at Sidesplitters Comedy Club in Knoxville, TN. I am opening for Michael Palascak, who has been on Late Night w/ Letterman & The Very Funny Show on TBS.
More importantly, for all of you Killianaires out there (I don’t assume to know how many of you there are), I am recording my first ever FULL-LENGTH live comedy CD. I’ll be recording a good portion of my stand-up material, along with classic songs like She’s Got the Gays, Stalker, A Minor, and a lot of new ones too that many of you haven’t heard. So be looking for more announcements as it becomes available.
Either way, if you’re anywhere near the area (I’m talking to you, America!), come out and check out the show!
New Bumper Sticker!
Aug 6, 2010 Uncategorized
It’s finally here. I’ve been talking about it in my act for a couple of months, and now you can finally be the proud owner of the “Suck It Po-Po Cam” Bumper Sticker!
Hate red light cameras?? Let them know it next time you speed through a red light!!
And if you don’t like bumper stickers on your car, that’s okay. They look great on cop cars, too.
Upcoming Events!
Jul 23, 2010 Uncategorized
Hey guys– I am having some issues with my events plug-in, should be up and running soon, but to see my current list of upcoming events, check out my Facebook Page!
A celebrity likes me!
Jul 19, 2010 Uncategorized
First off, I know I have been a horrible webmaster/boyfriend, and I don’t blog on this thing enough at all, but I think you should be able to appreciate that because it means one of two things: (A. I’m steadily busy writing newer material all the time for your laughing pleasure, or (B. I am constantly immersed in Grand Theft Auto and blowing shit up. Either way, I’ll try to do better.
The point of this entire post is to let you know that on Rooftop Comedy, I have been selected this week to be on the Celeb Playlist, so when you get a chance (like now, since you’ll forget about it as soon as you navigate away from this page), check out the link:
2010 Dates Posted!
Jan 6, 2010 Uncategorized
Hey everyone! This new year is turning out to be quite the year. First, I received the first season of “Lost” as a Christmas present, and I watched it, and now I am broke because I subsequently went out and bought the following second, third, fourth, and fifth seasons. So a hearty thanks to the person who bought me that gift, leading me on a chain of events that left my wallet empty. How about next year you just get me a crack pipe, with only one hit of crack? Sound good? Great.
Next, I’ve almost gained enough inner strength and self-respect to remove my nipple rings. Almost.
Also, I’m planning on recording my first full-length LIVE CD later on in March. I’ll be debuting art work and clips as they come available for me, so that’s exciting, right? Right? If you have any title ideas, feel free to e-mail them to me and maybe if you’re lucky I’ll use it without giving you any credit whatsoever.
Lastly, I have added a slew of 2010 dates already for the 1st quarter in around five different states, so more and more opportunities are opening up for you to come see me live in action. Some of those dates include appearances with Tom Green, Jon Reep, John Heffron (both winners on Last Comic Standing), and Greg Giraldo. I know, awesome, right? I’m like a wee little girl with a pony. Thanks to everyone who even cares enough to come by and read this stuff. You are the people whom I will never steal money from.
My First Radio Spot!
Nov 18, 2009 Uncategorized
Hey everyone– Just stopping in to remind you that next Tuesday (as in November 24th, 2009, in case you were wondering), I will be the guest on Nashville’s 91.1 show “Get Up, Stand Up” hosted by Mark Anundson. The show starts at 8:00AM, so make sure you tune in and listen as I’ll be playing a few new songs. If you’re like me and usually not up and 8 in the morning, that’s okay. That’s what alarm clocks are for, especially nifty alarm clocks with radios. *wink*
Jackson, TN on Halloween Weekend!
Oct 28, 2009 Uncategorized
I’ll be closing the show this weekend in Jackson, TN. You guys should come out. Mostly b/c Michael Myers will be doing stand-up, which I am almost willing to pay to see.
A Great Week…
Oct 11, 2009 Uncategorized
This past week at Zanies in Nashville was pretty spectacular. Many thanks to everyone who made it out. I performed with John Caparulo and Jarrod Harris, both of whom were incredibly nice and funny. I would say more about it, but I think I consumed too many Reese Cups in the green room this week and now I’m crashing.
CKCOMEDY.COM launches!
Oct 4, 2009 Uncategorized
Welcome to my new website! Graze around, take off your shoes and stay a while, and tell me what you think. Unless you think it’s a horrible website. If that’s the case, just keep that crap to yourself.
